you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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