is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
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