He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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