wanna go halves on a baby?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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