Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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