god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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