She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
porn star boner night. come get it.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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