He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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