But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
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