it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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