Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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