Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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