Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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