Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
All I want is dick and wine.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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