We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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