It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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