I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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