So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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