I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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