You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
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