Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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