their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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