So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Randomize
