Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Randomize
