windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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