sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
Randomize
