He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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