Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
ugly people sure do ruin things
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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