My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm always down for nudity.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
