Its about making memories worth repressing
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I can't turn off my feet"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
The ass gains better be worth it
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