Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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