Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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