If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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