Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
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