mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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