My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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