Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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