check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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