Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
haha omg you stole $185 from a passed out drunk indian on your porch and called the ambulance??
savin' lives aint cheap
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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