i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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