Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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