He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
And then my night got REAL pukey
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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