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(630): View more from Illinois

why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy

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(419): View more from Ohio

You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?

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(307): View more from Wyoming

It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face

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(813): View more from Florida

You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.

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(407): View more from Florida

I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.

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(509): View more from Washington

Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar

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(602): View more from Arizona

I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...

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