Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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