Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
what is it with giant penises always finding me
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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