i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
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