You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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