discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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