I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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