i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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