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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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