Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
The chlamydia really affected his face.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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