i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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