I want to make a zoo with you.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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