Got a toothbrush?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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