and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Still dying that you shit outside
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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